Singaporean History X

Sunday, April 30, 2006

e' sporean blogs: Merlion Conquered

ZuLdaniaL Listening to: Samudera - Salam Sejahtera

a mythical creature with the head of a lion and the body of a fish... a national emblem of the country that im proud of [ceh deh bah]... Singapore... it can be found on many fountains throughout the country... the tallest one being situated at one of Singapore's own smaller island known as Sentosa....

how did the merlion creature actually came about??

the lion head of the creature recalls the story of the Legendary Sang Nila Utama... he saw a lion in Singapore while hunting.... this gave rise to the name Singapura (the lion city)... which later evolved into the country's modern name.

on the other hand... the fish body reminds Singaporeans of their ancestors' lives as Orang Laut (Sea People), and Singapore's humble origins as a small fishing village....

all my life... i thot the merlion statue could be found in two places... one at Sentosa as mentioned... and the other esplanade...

a shameful Singaporean admits...

and earlier... i discovered another statue that was standing on the island of Singapore... one which was not as tall as the one at Sentosa... not as tall as the one at esplanade either.. a miniature of both...

the discovery came about only when the peeps decided to go riding.. and ended up at mount faber... somewhere right at the top... stood the majestic creature...

standing proudly amidst the bright lights that surrounds it...

i hugged it tight... climbed on it... marking the victory of finding another merlion which i never thot do exist there...

now where else in Singapore do these creature stands?

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Friday, April 28, 2006

e' sporean blogs: Dat Red Fugly Thing

ZuLdaniaL Listening to: Damasutra - Seribu Bayangan

dat red thing just pops out anywhere they want...

sometimes on ur cheeks... on ur lips.. on ur nose...

anywhere!!!

old folks say... when dat red thing pops up.. means u have been dreaming a lot lately... what can i say... most of the time.. these old folks tales arent logical at all...

scientific explanation?

The sebaceous gland... i dont know what the hell is dat... it secretes excessive sebum (also dont know what is this), which combines with dead cells and forms a plug.... this causes inflammation and can lead to infection if bacteria grow in the plug.....

oh shit!!! it can lead to infection?? hows dat so... never encountered one dat leads to that... hopefully will never... i wouldnt know what it would be like...

what am i talking about!!! even if its infected.. i wouldnt know... since i dont know what its like anyway....

these red spots are just so unsightly...

and i am having one at the mid of the bridge of my nose...

what a clown! badut tul!!!

and my itchy hands.. as usual.. had to do something to it.. and regretting it after dat...

tu lah.. mak ckp jgn kacau... kau degil jugak....

but mother, it felt so gooooood....

pimples!

i dont like~

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Thursday, April 27, 2006

e' sporean blogs: Life Equation

ZuLdaniaL Listening to: Black Eyed Peas - My Hump

GE Fever = Busy Week Ahead

dat explains everything!

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he' blogs @ 8:23 PM

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

e' sporean blogs: Jammin wit Prostitutes

ZuLdaniaL Listening to: Neyo - So Sick

yest... after work.. rushed off to bugis... to meet up with the peeps... simply coz i was freakingly hungry... and the fried fish bee hoon soup is already calling me from there....

after my late dinner.. we decided to walk ard at bugis junction... a crowd grabbed my attention... walking towards them.. i kept on thinking.. what the hell could be happening there...

and then it dawned onto me that.. the crowd is just observing these 3 guys jamming their way at the arcade...

simply amazing...

arcade has always been the place where i spent most of my time at when i was in my teens.. back then, the in thing was daytona racing... but arcade soon grew out of my passion... simply coz i feel dat too much of it is just a waste of my money..

ever since then, i noticed the para para dance became the in thing... up till now, i still cannot accept the fact that it was a popular thing... these people can actually dance at the arcade and sweat their body out.. just for a lil game... how ah-beng`ish and ah-lian`ish...

not dat interesting...

and the jamming session at the arcade seemed to be the in thing now huh... they sweat their body out too... wat amazes me was about the drummer... he really could hit the drums well... his co-ordination skills is just too perfect... being a drummer myself.. i dont think i could follow whatever the screen tells me to...

talked to a stranger bout what we were looking at...

stranger: boleh lah... nie game perr.. cuba pi jamming aku
rasa dia tak boleh nyer lah...

me: siak ah... aku rasa no prob lah... dia nyer coordination
dah cukup bagus siol...

but thinking bout it again.. i feel these arcade game is doing injustice to drummers and music... at the end of it.. when u play real music.. its all about ur feel and ur hearing skills to hear the rest of the band.. and not bout looking at some screen!

we were lost for ideas on where to go next after that... planned to go kara-ok'ing... but the time slot given by our frequent karaoke studio wasnt one dat was of a favour to us.. we got to wait 1 and a half hour for a room to be free.. rilek sua gue mau tunggu...

then we came out with the most crazy idea.. to walk ard at the red light district... to see the prostitutes!

among the peeps was a lady.. and we had to dress her up like one of the guys... wearing an oversized jacket and stuffing her mid length hair into the mesh cap... she posed off well as one of the guys.. an undercover...

before you proceed, mind my language from this point on... it just sounds better with crude words ard... if u r not ready for it... just go for the [ x ] button on the right most top end of your monitor screen...

our first point was at deskar rd...

dats where i see lots of old woman with no value trying to sell themselves off... wat grabbed my attention was a few stalls that was set up at the sides... one particular stall owner came up to me to introduce his goods...

these stalls sells all kinds of sex aids... condoms... viagra... all kinds...

then my eyes set on this one thing that most of the guys were talking about..."minyak lintah"... for the price of S$35/-... its a massage oil for the prick.. known to make it extra hard... not sure whether it works like wat was mentioned... never tried and dont think i would...

then another was a penis pump... known to make the dick extra long... selling at S$70/-... wat i heard from some of the guys was that this thing really made it huge... but the disadvantage.. the dick would not be as strong as norm... wats the point then?? long dick but no power...

next, the owner handed over to me a vibrating dildo... asking me to have a feel...

"lu gila kaper suruh gue pegang konek!!!!"

and we left the stall straight after...

next point.. lorong 18 geylang... thats where most of the thailand pros are located at... one pimp actually came up to me trying to sell of his woman...

pimp: abg.. sini abg... gua mau bebual ngan lu...
me: boleh bebual sini per....
pimp: sini ah... mcm mana nak bebual kalau banyak
org...
i reluctantly followed the pimp to one corner...
pimp: gua kasi lu... 40 mins... mandi... massage.. blow tak
pakai condom and sex... S$35...
me: nie org apa?
pimp: thailand...

at the same time.. these thailand prostitutes were waving and calling me over in their most seductive way... which is not working at all for me...

me: konek gue mau melayu ah nari.. lu ada melayu...
pimp: melayu tak der ah...
me: tak per ah.. gue jalan jalan dulu ah... gue nak pikir
dulu...
pimp: tak yah pikir ah.. lu nanti dtg balik... harga naik S$40/-
pulak...
me: tak per ah bro.. nanti baru bebual ah...

soon after we had a good laugh.. pretending we r like interested to be hooked up for that night when in actual fact.. we were just out to see what is going on at these places..

even thou it seemed cheap.. for the price of S$35... getting disease after dat?? ~ priceless!

we entered a dark alley to see whats going on in that alley... now thats where the indian prostitutes were located at...

i dont know why.. but i felt that was the creepiest alley that i was at... practically all eyes were set on us.. the an indian prostitute came towards me...

indian pros: hmmm.. malay boy.... very nice.....
me: hmmmm.....
indian pros: nice...
me: hmmmm..... [not interested!]

at that alley also.. the girl that was with us had her hand grabbed by a prostitute... that was when she practically...pulled her hands away and walked as fast as she could...

she really looked like one of the guys huh in that disguise?

we headed down to lorong 10 geylang after dat... after consulting with a fren over the phone on where to see malay prostitutes......

it was an eye opener.. the moment we reached.. i could see a lot of youngsters about my age group there... kept me thinking if they are there for the same reason like me... or for the sole purpose of engaging with the sex service from these prostitutes...

the lorong was mainly occupied with indo malays... there were a few good looking ones... as we walked further.. i happened to spot 4 malay girls in a group.. waiting for their customers, i presume... they were the only 4 local malay girls out of the many prostitutes over there...

and they didnt looked as if they had any pimps with them.... maybe they are those free lance prostitutes...

as we walked further... my eyes set on this familiar figure...

"no!!! it cant be..." i thought to myself...

of all places i have to see him here...

me: dok.. taufik (an old fren... not batisah) dok...
fren: mana?
me: kat keta tu dok...
fren: ohhh,... dia kan bapak ayam.. ko tak tahu
ker???
me: sial ah!!!

dat was when i learnt that my greatest enemy since i was like 5 years old... we were childhood friends... is a pimp now.. what a rewarding career!!

had too much for the day... and we headed back home...

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Monday, April 24, 2006

e' sporean blogs: Yan Yan Unrealised Fact

ZuLdaniaL Listening to: Black Eyed Peas - Hey Mama

now im sure dat is nothing foreign to almost everyone of us... we grew up

during our younger years chewing on those biscuits sticks...

you dip the biscuit sticks in the chocolate/strawberry/vanilla cream.. and u stuff it in your mouth...

simply yummylicious...

few years down the road.. now at 23... i can still see these titbits selling on the shelves of petrol kiosk whenever i am at one...

yesterday, while out with the peeps... i happened to see these standing on the shelves again... without much thoughts or ponderings... i grabbed it...

it sure reminds us of our younger years when we were eating this... some claims dat their biscuit stick would finish first... whereas some claimed that their cream would finish first before the biscuit sticks...

no matter which is which.. it would not occur that someone would notice something on these biscuits dat i only happened to notice yesterday... after so many years of eating...

while i was halfway chewing on half of the biscuit stick dat i was eating... i noticed that these biscuit sticks actually had something written on them...

and mine read, "not be timid"

wtf!... i showed the peeps... and automatically, everyone laugh... and straight after.. started looking at their own biscuit stick...

now dats something i guess nobody actually realise while eating these.. u keep chewing and chewing but u never do actually see whats on it...

here's a few dat i can recall...

"octopus - lucky number is 8"
"giraffe - tallest animal in the world"
"rabbits - never had enough of carrots"

i went through a few more biscuits stick and could not find something about "not be timid"... now its still a question that is still lingering in my mind...

maybe the next time dat i grab these titibit.. i would pay more attention to that...

now im sure everyone dats reading this now.. would grab one the next time they see this on the shelves... just to check out bout the writings on each biscuit stick..

right?

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Sunday, April 23, 2006

e' sporean blogs: Then and Now

ZuLdaniaL Listening to: Damasutra - Seribu Bayangan

i took najie's tag as a dare.. to publish a pic of me time zaman 'mat drug'... i searched my entire comp for dat one fugly looking pic...

i took one which was worst of them all.. potraying myself when i was the skinniest by far ever since i stepped into this world...

seriously, dat was the skinniest ive been... i was those chubby kids when i was younger... fat during early teenage years... average during my late teens.. and skinny during early 20s...

i chose the pic where i simply didnt smile... see... i wasnt dat happy when i was thin..

it was an achievement for me to be dat thin... simply coz i was never thin before.. but looking at my sorry asses pic taken back then... gosh.. it was fugly... i looked as if i am lacking in nutrients...

i think its police way of life that i began to grow those unwanted fats... and i guess now its way a bit too much... dat why i needed to shed some of it away..

here's the most recent pic ive taken... taken early this morning using my colleague's newly bought handphone..

see.. at least im smiling now... but who knows i might smile even more if those fats on the sides are gone... we shall just wait for dat smile...

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Saturday, April 22, 2006

e' sporean blogs: Spare Tyres

ZuLdaniaL Listening to: Black Eyed Peas - My Hump

embarking myself on another whole routine of gym sessions, jogs, workouts...

all to lose that extra meat ive gained thru the months...

dont get me wrong.. im not asking to be thin.. coz looking at my old pictures.. i realise that i dont look good being thin... like some mat drug!

just want to get rid of that spare tyre at my stomach area...

say bye bye to those chubby cheeks as well...

now em off.. wanna go for a jog...

now how long have i not actually worked out this body!

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Friday, April 21, 2006

e' sporean blogs: Sick thru Constant Psycho

ZuLdaniaL Listening to: Wisin Y Yandel - Dembou

now a projects coming... a colleague needs help with wat ive always loved to do...

PHOTO EDITING...

but being involved would simply mean the following:

(1) lesser time for my personal life...
(2) lesser time means i got to juggle..
(3) juggling means i would be tired...
(4) tired means ill fall sick..
(5) sick means im SICK!

wat the hell am i talking about...

but come on.. there are also others out there aint it??

heres the reply...

"yup.. but u have the right temperament... not dat fussy... simply u have the right attitude..."

duh... coz simply im 'bo-chap' wat in the first place...

now now... all the psycho-ing turns out to be worthwhile...

im in.. ready to be SICK... *bluek!

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Thursday, April 20, 2006

e' sporean blogs: Shock? Not Quite Yet....

ZuLdaniaL Listening to: Mariah Carey - Always Be My Baby

been always wanting to blog bout this.. but it just keeps slipping out of my mind... until my mother brought it up while i was having a chat wit dad...

im sure most esp the malay community in Singapore would have heard bout it...

the story about the guy who had 10 wives and 66 children... shocking?? not yet... he raped his children.. they are minors for your info... and if my facts were right.. 2 were pregnant with his kid before.. he got them aborted at Thailand...

now thats shocking!

and he claims himself to be religious?? lu boleh rilek sua mat... kalau lu religious, gua lagik religious beb...

u r sick.. dats it...

well justice had done its work again.. he have to face 32 years in jail and 24 strokes of the cane...

slamat ah gengs.. lu pelan pelan kayuh sua beb kat dlm penjara...

u dont deserve a moment of my sympathy at all.. not even a single thot...

justice on earth lu boleh pelan pelan dulu eh.. nanti kat neraka lagi satu round dok DIA kasi sama lu....

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he' blogs @ 11:06 PM

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

e' sporean blogs: Seeing her Differently

ZuLdaniaL Listening to: Damasutra - Seribu Bayangan

now this is some serious shit...

have you ever been in a situation whereby the person who has always been infront of you for like the past few years and only now you start seeing her differently??

we could have hit it off quite well back then.....

the factors thats holding us back would most probably be the fact that she knows my "bad" habits too well.. she knows what kind of shits ive been doing every weekend... she knows wat an asshole i can be... she knows how i fool ard.. she knows too well that i can never hide any facts from her...

also due to the fact that she a friend's sister... im holding everything back.. probably i wouldnt want my ties with a friend to severe when anything happens during the relationship..

we stayed as frends... a distant one...

but things took a change earlier..

the moment she appeared.. i thot to myself.. now why have i not seen this beauty soul all these years??

have all the factors and my attitude back then blinded these eyes from seeing what i saw today...

during our conversation, it never occured to me that we do have a lot to talk about... even thou her comments could be truthfully hurting... well at least she do have something which i like in a person.. be truthful even if it hurts...

a perfect example...

friend: eh dok.. kiter plan nak pi bali.. lu mau join tak??

me: bila gengs??

friend's sis: wait.. wait... u r bringing him along?

friend: why not?

friend's sis: does he still fucks ard a lot?

friend: no lah... he's not like last time ady lah...

friend's sis: oh k.. like dat im alright with the idea...

me: hello??? im here!!! not invincible...

friend's sis: im just giving u a piece of my truthful mind....

now it was different for today... not something which have ever occured the past few years...

the sis actually called me up about half an hour after we left for home.. going our separate ways...

friend's sis: r u home ady?

me: yup...

friend's sis: dats fast... we just got home too...

me: its not dat far aniwae... u guys walked home.. its different...

friend's sis: oh k then.. just checking... nites...

me: nites...

is it just my feelings dat i feel this whole idea of her calling meant something.. or could it be just a norm which she just happens to picked up from somewhere.. is it considered 'safe' to proceed on with what i felt...

no matter wat.. i still thinks its best to talk to my friend bout it... wat do u think?

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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

e' sporean blogs: Laughter in Love

ZuLdaniaL Listening to: Hattan - Memburu Rindu

before i start, let me just say... u wouldnt understand this entry not unless u know how to read in malay...

we ran out of topics for discussion and decided to play a 'friendly game' of berpantun...

a simple game.. a person gives the first 2 verse and the other continues with the next 2...

and the topic of the day - Love...

the next 2 verse have to have connections with love... just about anything...

throughout the whole game, u will start to realise how creative some people can be with words... well at least we did... u should try it out at ur free time... dat is wen u already ran out of conversations...

well let me just share one of the pantun that i find is the most creative one ive made thru the entire game...

Membina ayat gunakan perkataan konjunksi,

Karangan tetera di atas kertas folscap,

Cintamu suci tak pernah ku sangsi,

Cuma kekadang "se-cared" "se-cared"!

*se-cared supposingly denotes for scared if pronunciated in a 'menjeng' way...

the whole pantun simply means that the love that is given is never doubted... however, there would still be times where u r still scared that things that u believe the other party would not do behind u, still happens... when the unthinkable becomes possible...

i seriously like this creation of pantun which takes not much of effort like at all.. gifted talent eh? ~yeah rite...

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he' blogs @ 11:28 AM

Sunday, April 16, 2006

e' sporean blogs: DO NOT DISTURB

ZuLdaniaL Listening to: Radja - Takkan Melupakanmu

disturbed and do not wish to be disturbed.... further!

too much on my mind!

why? why? why?

if oni i could turn back time.. yeah rite~ dream on sucker!!!

a conversation with the peeps last nite led to this topic...

"what do you do when you are totally stressed up??"

epul: kuar...

shah: tido...

bai: tido.. dats the best medicine for it...

bien: istighfar banyak banyak.. lepas tu tido kot...

myself: kuar... alone... minum?

to myself.. yeah like the last thing mentioned helps a lot... for now.. im gonna try this... to sleep!

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Saturday, April 15, 2006

e' sporean blogs: Weird-ness

ZuLdaniaL Listening to: Damasutra - Seribu Bayangan

had the weirdest dream when i had my afternoon nap... and mind u.. its 2 dreams back to back.. and both about that particular something - my bike...

the first dream started out while i was riding along a busy road...

at one point... i did an emergency brake to escape from colliding with another vehicle... but sadly.. my brakes failed me.. its not working!

i swerve my bike away.. and god know what happened.. me and bike was flung into the sky...

we landed on the road.. standing! amazing!

finally.. i managed to stop using my legs...

i got down.. checked on my bike.. and guess wat.. my whole engine area is not there!!! now how the hell the bike starts in the first place!

i woke up.. laughing!

the second dream was less weird but since i dreamt after the first one.. it makes it seem weird as well..

i was out wit epul and bien to a place to eat...

when we came back to our bike... my tyres were punctured!

dammit!

and another amazing thing happened at this point...

instead of pushing the bike to a bike shop... dis fren of urs actually carried it... just like one carries his bicycle...

woah! how heavy is the bike in the first place.. or rather.. was i dat strong...

again... i woke up laughing!

now isnt it strange to be dreaming bout that same thing twice within a span of 3 hours??

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Friday, April 14, 2006

e' sporean blogs: Majo No Jouken - Episode 1

ZuLdaniaL Listening to: AXL - Akulah Kekasihmu

i realised if i would go on blabbering about the entire episode.. ill sure bore my readers to death... furthermore.. i tried initially.. and it seems that only 1/10 of the episode already made my entry lengthy...

given a choice.. i wouldnt even want to read a lengthy entry...

and a plus point.. simply im lazy to narate the whole episode in words... visual is still the best...

but as promised, i shall do a bit of write up for a scene from each episode which i liked best... and hopefully.. from these.. u would be able to imagine the whole story out by yourself... or rather.. go grab the vcd and figure it out...

furthermore, it'll be good if u dont know too much details of the story... dat would only leak all the juicy parts when u intend to watch the vcd at a later point of time..

Phone rings, he looks at it and then switches it off....

"Your mom?"

"Irritating! If she doesn't control my every move she's not satisfied..."

He swings the handphone and landing it up in the waters..

"What are you doing?"

"Nobody calls (listens) anyway! NOBODY!"

She ran towards the water attempting to find his handphone...

"What are you doing? Stop it!!!! I said I don't need it!"

She spots it, picks it up and hands it over to him with a smile...

"Tell me your number."

"Eh?"

"I'll call you! I'll call you...I promise!"

dat was the start of the love between a female teacher and a male transferred student... although michi was going to get married to her boyfriend soon.. she saw something in hikaru dat made her think twice of settling down with the boyfriend...

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Thursday, April 13, 2006

e' sporean blogs: Majo No Jouken - The Opening

ZuLdaniaL Listening to: Utada Hikaru - First Love

if u guys have followed through najie's blog... there was once he blogged about a japanese song... remember??

if u dont.. it doesnt really matter...

aniwae, after much delay.. i finally get to borrow the drama series from najie for which the song was used as the theme song...

"Majo No Jouken" ... dats the title for the drama...

so far, ive onli managed to see the first disc of the drama... 7 more to go.. and im already loving it...

let me just give u brief sypnosis of what the drama is all about...

"maybe it's a forbidden love,
but because of him, she believed it didn't matter if she lost everything...
a class teacher & young transfer student,
their love affair is soon criticized by the school & media,
her reputation in shreds ...
a "modern witch hunt",
the dramatic love of finding the courage to be happy..."

for the next few blog entries... i shall do an entry on the drama.. cd by cd... for the benefit of those who do have the drama serial but do not really understand much coz basically it doesnt have any subtitles on it...

even if u dont have the drama serial.. no harm reading the story...

if u love reading novels.. this could be just an interesting spot for you... furthermore, it'll be a novel - my style...

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he' blogs @ 10:20 AM

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

e' sporean blogs: Makan Sutra

ZuLdaniaL Listening to: Mariah Carey - Anytime You Need a Friend

lets eat!

team decided to hold a farewell dinner for the 3 SC who had recently ORD...

they really come and go... and their stay is too fast and the next moment u realise that they are already clearing their leave...

the recent batch of SC was one of the batches that i really had a good time with... we have the same wave length... and their personality only makes them unique and outstanding from the other batches of SC ive worked with before...

the "crazy" one... dat was what one of the SC was known for.. u can go patrolling with him.. and through out the whole shift, he would be looking out for chicks.. and on top of that.. he would talk bout how he would dominate these chicks on bed.. cam real jek si dek nie...

he would take a bath in NPC and come out of the toilet all wet... simply bcoz he has not brought a towel with him.. its an every shift issue.. never occured to him to bring one every shift... and he would go home in that state... half wet...

he would come out with the craziest idea on pranks dat we could play on our team mates.. just for the fun of it... like pushing the team mate's bike into one of the rooms.. of coz without their knowledge... and at the end of the day... the team mate has to look for it himself...

briefing and debriefing would be a quiet occassion without him ard...

the "ah-beng" one... this needs no explanation.. coz simply he's just an ah-beng.. without the tattoo...

we started out not in talking terms.. simply bcoz he feels im one stuck up fella... always giving him the stuck up look.. it was only after a few weeks he found out that im as friendly as the rest... its onli the look brother.. only the look...

anyway, back to this "ah-beng" one.. whatever u can think that an ah-beng does.. he's done it... almost all i would say...

he would 'drink' the night before our morning shift and would turn up at work - groggy... a sight which most of us could not stand actually... and no one wants to bring him out on patrol if he comes to work in that state.. and the only place left for him to do is static... which of coz is the most hated deployment for him...

he's a unique story towards the end... he found a sweet girl to be with.. and it changed his attitude quite a bit.. he became mellow..

nevertheless, there's still the ah-beng in him.. ah beng on an ah-beng SP bike.. with those lights under the seat... too ah-bengish...

now, the journey home would be a lonely one for me coz usually we would travel the same route...

the "saddist" one... this is the headache one... he keeps a lot within himself... and on a normal day.. he would seem normal... all smiley...

and when u go out patrol with him, it was then u realise under those smiles there's a lot that is kept in his heart...

he would take it to heart even for the simplest thing... he would go on bitching bout that particular someone in team... and this could go on for the entire shift..

at the entire day... i would end up tired.. simply bcoz ive had enuf of hearing him bitching...

and i never fail to argue with him everytime we meet... there would always be a sarcastic comment to be passed.. but at the end of it,.. we know its all a joke... no laugh.. no fun...

and now.. with them moving one.. of coz new batch of SC would be replacing.. from what i see.. the new batch is not as fun as the batch that had already left...

maybe its still too early to say.. let time tell...

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Tuesday, April 11, 2006

e' sporean blogs: Plans for July

ZuLdaniaL Listening to: OAG - Merpati Putih

the peeps planning for a hols somewhere in July...

hope the plan works out smoothly this time round...

i guess that short get away from Singapore might come in handy this year round...

I WANT TO GET OUT!!! OUT!!!

for now.. let me just sleep and dream about it...

em sleepy...

zzzZZZZzzzZZZ....

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Monday, April 10, 2006

e' sporean blogs: Trying to Make Ends Meet

ZuLdaniaL Listening to: Jamal Abdillah - Penghujung Rindu

this actually happen in reality...

a man had already planned it all out.. he's getting married to the love of his life.. the date draws nearer... and financially.. he needs that specific sum of money to make all the ends meet...

the only way out to get that specific sum of money was to sell off his big bike... on top of it.. he would still have some balance to get him a small bike which would be just adequate...

he took that step...

on the day he wanted to bring his bike to the bike shop.. the amazing happened...

his bike was no where to be found at the carpark.. he looked from one end to one end...

he remembered specifically he parked at that spot.. and its no longer there..

it finally sinked into his mind... he's bike had already been stolen!

now, what kind of luck is dat?

where in the hell now is he going to fork out that amount to make ends meet now.. on top of that he still got to worry bout his lost bike...

dont worry balls.. ill look out for ur bike when im out patrolling.. hopefully we'll find it before the date draws any nearer.. insyallah...

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Sunday, April 09, 2006

e' sporean blogs: Joke For The Day

ZuLdaniaL Listening to: Aqmal - Ku Menanti

a recent msn conversation wit a fren revealed the freakiest thing id ever imagined...

"guess wat.. i dreamt of you recently..."

"huh?.. wat about??"

"dreamt dat we agreed for a quickie!"

"sial ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"and i woke up laughing after dat...."

selisih 44 malaikat.. tak mo seh....

ive never seen her in dat manner of coz... never once.. so dat explains the weirdness and freakiness feeling i had over the whole dream...

"so did we eventually did it??"

"nope i woke up before we did find a place..."

"thank god.."

i mean its a pretty scary dat if we did something in the dream.. even thou its just a dream.. a mind playing game... but to think that it occured in her dream.. dats weird...

what the hell was she thinking before she slept???

"nothing dat i can recall... definitely not bout you... "

i guess dats dreams.. sometimes it just happens without us even thinking bout anything.... u can be thinking bout an apple... but dream bout a pear.. get it? its just how ur mind plays with you...

"i told my hub bout the dream..."

"WAT!!!! dats crazy...."

"wat?? its just a dream!!!"

"still... im in it!"

"we share our thoughts.... he's ok lah..."

i guess.. in a way.. what she did was right.. instill the trust among a couple... u have nothing to lose if u r truthful bout everything... keep ur consciense clear... honesty is the important thing in a relationship anyway...

but personally, i wouldnt be discussing it wit my wife if such a dream comes about...

its just too weird...

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he' blogs @ 10:42 PM

Saturday, April 08, 2006

e' sporean blogs: Sketsa 3 Moto

ZuLdaniaL Listening to: Radja - Takkan Melupakanmu

it must have been roughly about 2 months where the 3 usual bikes are seen on the road together... work commitments and schedule dat seemed to clash with each other just makes it even harder for the 3 bikes to meet up...

and so, yesterday i rushed down to catch up with them... at a place where ive never been but they had found among themselves...

zul: rabak... skarg kuar dah tak ajak aku perr.... ada tempat chill baru pun tak bilang...

epul: eh... eh... siaper nyer yg tak ajak.. kau yg asyik bz ngan chicks...

zul: eh eh... bila nyer eh...

bien: kiter bukan apa geng... kiter kasi kau time untuk diri kau.. sikit hari kau kan got problem.. kiter tak mo kacau kau sgt ah...

zul: ah sial.. tu kisah dah habis... drop the subject...

epul: ada jer tau nak cover dek nie...

zul: ah butoh lah.. haus siul.. aku nak pi 7eleven... korang nak apa apa tak?

epul: beli lah apa yg patut dok...

zul walks away a few steps and comes back because he had forgotten to take his handphone..

bien: eh eh... kot datang balik??

zul: tak menyusahkan hidup kau perr...

bien: eh cheebai!

epul: korang nie tak leh jumpa ah.. confirm nak bertekak jek...

zul: eh mana ader... kiter tak eh bien.. kiter tak gaduh kan?? kau tau kan aku bebual jek kan...

bien: tau tak per!.. dah lah pi beli air kau lah bodoh...

zul: babi...

althou the night was short.. well at least we managed to find time to catch up with each other...

and god knows how long more we will have to wait till the 3 meets up again...

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he' blogs @ 1:35 PM

Friday, April 07, 2006

e' sporean blogs: Impulsive Buyer

ZuLdaniaL Listening to: Khairil Yusoff - Nadia

impulsive buyer...

dats what i am... i always have dis tendency to buy stuffs without actually thinking much...

if i see that its nice.. its mine in the next moment...

dats what happened for today... and seriously, i had a good laugh...

for being stupid...

let me just relate the story...

after sending my mum to hill street where she wants to get some stuffs, i decided to drop by at "regina" to get some stickers for bike - my sticker album...

and i set my eyes on this particular sticker.. ohhh.. dats nice..

"auntie ah.. u got dis in black or not??"

"oh.. got got..."

"how much ah??"

"$5 for one... "

"ok can.. gimme 2 ah..."

and so im out of the shop.. satisfied with the sticker that i bought... as i walked out... came across a colleague of mine who also just parked his bike...

after a few lines of conversation.. i decided to ask for his help.. to assist me in pasting the sticker... its a big one.. so i might need the help of another pair of hands...

bear in mind.. the sticker has another layer overlaying it so that i can paste the entire sticker which consist of few other smaller sticker pieces...

ok done.. now to remove the layer overlaying it...

i only tore off part of it.. and then i noticed the stupidity in me...

cant help but sat laughing non stop...

colleague: "oei! siao ah! tear ah..."

i still keep on laughing...

"colleague: "siao leh..."

so my colleague tore the layer off for me... and the next moment he looked at me in disbelief...

"oei! ur sticker black ah????????"

now how stupid can that be.. a black sticker on a black bike!

$10 down the drain...

thanks to the impulsive buyer.... now the story of the stupidity will spread through the entire stn...

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he' blogs @ 8:51 PM

Thursday, April 06, 2006

e' sporean blogs: Now I Know

ZuLdaniaL Listening to: Kelly Clarkson - Anytime

its sad when someone who was once always there 24/7 cut u off away from her life...

call me foolish.. childish.. but i did something which i dont just normally do... just to get a perfectly logical explanation...

its just not her.. its just surprisingly untrue to believe that she did not laid her hands on those keyboard to do her normal surfing whatsoever.. its just not at all her that she is not in this world of internet...

sign up on a nother MSN account.. added her email address...

initially, i thot i could get back in touch with her if i pretended to be someone else.. and maybe subsequently admit that it was me all along...

my actions proved to be one of which i hoped i wouldnt have done...

turth just hurts...

the moment i added her.. she was online.. dats weird i thot... she wasnt online when i was on my current MSN account...

logged out from my 'fake' msn account.. signed in on my current account...

her status... offline...

logged in back into my 'fake' msn account...

her status... online...

she blocked me??

"asal eh... aper i buat eh... asal u block?? where did i go
wrong..."

"whose dis?"

"lets just take it as IM A TOTAL STRANGER NOW by the name of
zulkiflee!"

"just stop it... i dont need any explanation for my
actions..."

"i mean.. u got to tell me.. what is this all
about..."

"i want out! i want out!"

"out from what?? we were never together in the first
place!..."

"you know dat i cant..."

"yeah i know.. i perfectly know u r attached... if there
should be a person who wants out... it should be me all
along!"

*nudge*

"u treat me like nothing.. when u find someone new.. u just
chuck me one side..."

"what u expect me to do then?.. wait and hope that there would
be something for us?"

"NO! at least be there when i need you the
most!!!"

*Status: Offline*

now.. dat explains the no replies for those sms-es... no answer to those calls... and her being away from MSN...

she totally cut me off from her world...

now where had i gone wrong?

me? not being there when needed?

but have it occured to her that whenever i asked... she claims everything is alright...

im no angel.. im no god.... to know what is going on in her mind...

im just not dat perfect!

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he' blogs @ 11:38 PM

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

e' sporean blogs: Shitless Curry

ZuLdaniaL Listening to: Febians - Untukmu Sayang

lets make this short and simple...

answer this very simple question.. and dont you ever dare peep among those spaces for the answer.. let it be truthful... right from your heart...

its a choose either one question...

would you eat a curry that taste like shit or shit that taste like curry???

be thruthful and dont peep...

to all those who chose shit dat taste like curry... i really pity you.. u do think that shit is suitable for a human to eat eh?

well.. dat goes the same for me...

sadly i chose that rather than the other when i was asked by a colleague of mine...

how stupid!

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he' blogs @ 11:32 PM

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

e' sporean blogs: Lil Junior

ZuLdaniaL Listening to: Backstreet Boys - Dont Wanna Lose You Now

recently a colleague of mine just gave birth to a healthy baby girl... dated 02.04.2006...

she was admitted on 01.04.2006 when her water bag burst... initially i thot it was some form of april fool's joke.. the timing is so rite... of all days... the water bag decided to burst on april fool...

21 hours later... the baby was born...

decided to visit the mom and the baby right after my night shift...

the moment i set my eyes on the lil junior.. there was something bout her that is so prominent that is so similar to the father... i waited till the father arrives at the hosp to tell him bout it...

"dok.. aku ada perasan satu benda similar kat baby kau ngan
kau..."

"apa?"

"ko tgk betul betul.. mesti kau tahu..."

"apa lah..."

"ko tgk dia nyer mulut muncung..."

"hahahaha... siak!"

so here's to Sharmeezah and Shahruddin... Congrats on the new born!

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he' blogs @ 1:58 PM

Monday, April 03, 2006

e' sporean blogs: When it Feels Right

ZuLdaniaL Listening to: Green Day - Time of Your Life

i just needed my hands to do the typing.. every senses in me says dat i need to update... but there's one main huge factor that is stopping everything... i am clueless bout what topic or issues that i wanna discuss about...

then it sparked me... i just have to do this since all the senses in me tells me that its the right choice...

besides i just wanna update this blog of mine..

so here goes...

UPDATED!

hope u r having a good time of your life... (",)

and by the way... here's to my best kaki under the sun, moon, stars, rain...

Happy

Birthday

Nazri!

r u old or am i young?

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he' blogs @ 7:21 PM

Saturday, April 01, 2006

e' sporean blogs: MOS Biatch!

ZuLdaniaL Listening to: Daddy Yankee - Lo Que Paso Paso

a promise is a promise.. a promise made to a friend, Yan.. i guess i made the promise in times of anger and needed something to keep my mind of the whole matter.. although at that time i cancelled it last minute... its still a promise that have to be fulfilled another day.. and i regret that i have to abide to it still...

being the man of my word.. i agreed to go to MOS yesterday nite...

after a year plus of trying not to step into one.. i finally break that virginity... lets just get it over and done with..

here's a story that i would like to relate to all...

it started from a dare.. i was dared to get the numbers to dis chick which i find was the cutest thing ive seen ever since i stepped into MOS..

pantang nenek moyang dicabar... cucu pun buat lah apa yg patut..

i managed to grind with the chick at one point.. dats way too fast... we needed no introduction between us.. no smiles watsoever.. just move in on her back and and touch the waist as a way to say that i want a dance with her.. and her grinding back only means she's acknowledging it..

cheap shot... mesti senang rolling - dats wat most of us thot...

so during that time.. i introduced her to Yan and his girl who were dancing somewhere nearby...

after a while.. i got tired from dancing and decided to split.. told her ill come back later.. still not asking for her number as yet.. dont want her to feel she's some hot chick or something...

as i sat at our area.. i was observing her from afar.. dat was when a cute chick became a biatch...

she was dancing by herself and every move she was doing was towards Yan... it was too obvious not to realise..

then somehow or rather she managed to get in between Yan and his girl...

wtf! biatch seh... is she blind or wat! never used her fucking brains seh.. Yan is obviously with his girl!

i was praying hard that Yan is still sober and didnt take advantage of the situation.. dont make the same mistake which i once did..

lucky thing.. he stopped dancing, looked at the biatch - clueless...

she got wat he means and danced away..

Yan and his girl proceeded back to our seating area.. she was mumbling all the way...

i decided to tok to her...

"lek ah girl..."

"wat the fuck is she trying to do seh??"

"i know i know... mcm too obvious she's trying to stir up a trouble..."

"fucking biatch!"

"lek arh.. Yan never did anything to her
anyway..."

"tu ah korang... pandaikan.. buat dare.. dare ngan si pepek
tu pulak..."

so it occured to us that we should call the dare off to stop any more trouble between Yan and his girl... then things mellowed down a little.. and when things get real bored... we r out!

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