Wednesday, April 26, 2006
e' sporean blogs: Jammin wit Prostitutes
ZuLdaniaL Listening to: Neyo - So Sick
yest... after work.. rushed off to bugis... to meet up with the peeps... simply coz i was freakingly hungry... and the fried fish bee hoon soup is already calling me from there....
after my late dinner.. we decided to walk ard at bugis junction... a crowd grabbed my attention... walking towards them.. i kept on thinking.. what the hell could be happening there...
and then it dawned onto me that.. the crowd is just observing these 3 guys jamming their way at the arcade...
simply amazing...
arcade has always been the place where i spent most of my time at when i was in my teens.. back then, the in thing was daytona racing... but arcade soon grew out of my passion... simply coz i feel dat too much of it is just a waste of my money..
ever since then, i noticed the para para dance became the in thing... up till now, i still cannot accept the fact that it was a popular thing... these people can actually dance at the arcade and sweat their body out.. just for a lil game... how ah-beng`ish and ah-lian`ish...
not dat interesting...
and the jamming session at the arcade seemed to be the in thing now huh... they sweat their body out too... wat amazes me was about the drummer... he really could hit the drums well... his co-ordination skills is just too perfect... being a drummer myself.. i dont think i could follow whatever the screen tells me to...
talked to a stranger bout what we were looking at...
stranger: boleh lah... nie game perr.. cuba pi jamming aku
rasa dia tak boleh nyer lah...
me: siak ah... aku rasa no prob lah... dia nyer coordination
dah cukup bagus siol...
but thinking bout it again.. i feel these arcade game is doing injustice to drummers and music... at the end of it.. when u play real music.. its all about ur feel and ur hearing skills to hear the rest of the band.. and not bout looking at some screen!
we were lost for ideas on where to go next after that... planned to go kara-ok'ing... but the time slot given by our frequent karaoke studio wasnt one dat was of a favour to us.. we got to wait 1 and a half hour for a room to be free.. rilek sua gue mau tunggu...
then we came out with the most crazy idea.. to walk ard at the red light district... to see the prostitutes!
among the peeps was a lady.. and we had to dress her up like one of the guys... 
wearing an oversized jacket and stuffing her mid length hair into the mesh cap... she posed off well as one of the guys.. an undercover...
before you proceed, mind my language from this point on... it just sounds better with crude words ard... if u r not ready for it... just go for the [ x ] button on the right most top end of your monitor screen...
our first point was at deskar rd...
dats where i see lots of old woman with no value trying to sell themselves off... wat grabbed my attention was a few stalls that was set up at the sides... one particular stall owner came up to me to introduce his goods...
these stalls sells all kinds of sex aids... condoms... viagra... all kinds...
then my eyes set on this one thing that most of the guys were talking about..."minyak lintah"... for the price of S$35/-... its a massage oil for the prick.. known to make it extra hard... not sure whether it works like wat was mentioned... never tried and dont think i would...
then another was a penis pump... known to make the dick extra long... selling at S$70/-... wat i heard from some of the guys was that this thing really made it huge... but the disadvantage.. the dick would not be as strong as norm... wats the point then?? long dick but no power...
next, the owner handed over to me a vibrating dildo... asking me to have a feel...
"lu gila kaper suruh gue pegang konek!!!!"
and we left the stall straight after...
next point.. lorong 18 geylang... thats where most of the thailand pros are located at... one pimp actually came up to me trying to sell of his woman...
pimp: abg.. sini abg... gua mau bebual ngan lu...
me: boleh bebual sini per....
pimp: sini ah... mcm mana nak bebual kalau banyak
org...i reluctantly followed the pimp to one corner...
pimp: gua kasi lu... 40 mins... mandi... massage.. blow tak
pakai condom and sex... S$35...me: nie org apa?
pimp: thailand...
at the same time.. these thailand prostitutes were waving and calling me over in their most seductive way... which is not working at all for me...
soon after we had a good laugh.. pretending we r like interested to be hooked up for that night when in actual fact.. we were just out to see what is going on at these places..me: konek gue mau melayu ah nari.. lu ada melayu...
pimp: melayu tak der ah...
me: tak per ah.. gue jalan jalan dulu ah... gue nak pikir
dulu...pimp: tak yah pikir ah.. lu nanti dtg balik... harga naik S$40/-
pulak...me: tak per ah bro.. nanti baru bebual ah...
even thou it seemed cheap.. for the price of S$35... getting disease after dat?? ~ priceless!
we entered a dark alley to see whats going on in that alley... now thats where the indian prostitutes were located at...
i dont know why.. but i felt that was the creepiest alley that i was at... practically all eyes were set on us.. the an indian prostitute came towards me...
indian pros: hmmm.. malay boy.... very nice.....
me: hmmmm.....
indian pros: nice...
me: hmmmm..... [not interested!]
at that alley also.. the girl that was with us had her hand grabbed by a prostitute... that was when she practically...pulled her hands away and walked as fast as she could...
she really looked like one of the guys huh in that disguise?
we headed down to lorong 10 geylang after dat... after consulting with a fren over the phone on where to see malay prostitutes......
it was an eye opener.. the moment we reached.. i could see a lot of youngsters about my age group there... kept me thinking if they are there for the same reason like me... or for the sole purpose of engaging with the sex service from these prostitutes...
the lorong was mainly occupied with indo malays... there were a few good looking ones... as we walked further.. i happened to spot 4 malay girls in a group.. waiting for their customers, i presume... they were the only 4 local malay girls out of the many prostitutes over there...
and they didnt looked as if they had any pimps with them.... maybe they are those free lance prostitutes...
as we walked further... my eyes set on this familiar figure...
"no!!! it cant be..." i thought to myself...
of all places i have to see him here...
me: dok.. taufik (an old fren... not batisah) dok...
fren: mana?
me: kat keta tu dok...
fren: ohhh,... dia kan bapak ayam.. ko tak tahu
ker???me: sial ah!!!
dat was when i learnt that my greatest enemy since i was like 5 years old... we were childhood friends... is a pimp now.. what a rewarding career!!
had too much for the day... and we headed back home...
5 comments
he' blogs @ 4:06 PM
5 Comments:
fried fish been hoon soup eh? ermm u are making me hungry...sedap kan kat sana hahaha...Explore abis...awk pun kekeke..
By 
Noor, at
April 26, 2006 10:43 PM
ain >> mesti lah sedap dok... favourite seh.. fried fish bee hoon soup... dats the only dish i eat over there apart from the chicken rice which i would say is very occational...
By Mr Danial Herambleson, at
April 27, 2006 10:26 AM
ain >> pasal explore... apa leh buat... spore nie dah mendak giler... i think ive explored every common places.. now for the uncommon ones..
By Mr Danial Herambleson, at
April 27, 2006 10:27 AM
Went in desker for research (involve wit teater). Bought myself my 1st immitation FILA there *lol*. Seriously I find it crude... Dead lane ahead when we(the gerls), decided to turn backed. Peh trperanjat-the bangla followed us. Luckily Cik Rahman came to the rescue BUT only after he was warned not to bring his 'chicks' to their area... *gulp*
By moifredah, at
April 27, 2006 12:04 PM
so i guess cik rahman in this instance is the pimp eh?? hehehe...
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