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Monday, May 16, 2005

e' sporean blogs: Kill the Stranger!

morning shift today... i had such a difficult time waking up... it was a nice weather to sleep.. the morning rain.. urghhh.. but good things have to come to an end.. and i have to wake up to go to work.. so i looked at the clock on my wall... rubbed my eyes a couple of times... Shit! IM LATE!

i had to reach work by 0730hrs and the clock is showing 0700hrs.. so i dragged myself to the shower.. dragged myself to change.. drag myself to the taxi... and drag myself into NPC and into the locker room... by the time I changed into my uniform, its already 0800hrs.. what the heck.. its not like im always late...

so i enetered the briefing room.. and just like i expected... Im not the only person who was late... I was deployed for duty with Chee... wee... another best joking kaki... a good joker... and... another late comer like myself... so, i decided to draw out the car and other patrol equipments first, so when he arrived we can just get the hell out of station...

halfway through... i was despatched to an urgent message to attend to... AND IM NOT EVEN DONE LOADING THE EQUIPMENTS!! wat luck... and chee is still not changed yet.. but anyway, we managed to leave in 10 mins after rushing here and there... wat happened during the message is not the highlights of this post...

THE HIGHLIGHTS.. has to be the talk i presented at this particular school... (I shall not reveal the school to protect the name of the school and due to its sensitivity).. but anyway, i was not really prepared for it as I was only told of the talk when I was in the briefing room... It was kinda a last minute thing for me... But luckily, the materials are ready and all i have to do is to present... ahh... dats easy... hehehe...

and so the talk was quite straight forward... since im such a good bull shitter, i managed to pull through the session... and mind you, its 2 sessions... one for the morning and the other for the afternoon session... imagine how thristy i was...

ok... lets get to the main highlight... (see how good i am at bull shitting.. can go out of the topic) aniwae, during the talk, I posed this question to the students who ranges from 7 to 9 years old...

Q: If u see a stranger climbing into your neighbour's house, What should you do?

Naturally, I would expect a 10 year series answer from the students and dat would be "Call the police" or "Call 999"

And so, there was this particular student who raised her hands so high... and its so obvious to me that she is so excited to tell me the answer that i am waiting for.... so, being a nice gentleman... not wanting to dissappoint her as she seemed enthusiastic enough... I called her to shout the answer to me... and the answer that was given...

A: Kill the stranger!

Imagine the shock... was she trying to be funny or wat... aniwae, I quickly ignored her and diverted my question to another student... even chee was laughing his head of after the talk thinking about that girl and my quick diversion after the answer that she had gave... hmphhh.. i will never forget that girl... hehe... dat was my first school talk ever since i am in this career... and what memories i have.... all thanks to her... thanks eh....!
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he' blogs @ 11:51 PM

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luckily the school didnt laugh their head off... if not... i think ill confirm cannot maintain my cool... confirm aku ketawa dulu... then ill continue with "r u trying to be funny?"

By  Mr Danial Herambleson, at May 18, 2005 11:20 AM  

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