Singaporean History X

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

e' sporean blogs: Unknowing Fact

ZuLdaniaL Listening to: Keith Martin - Because of You

there are a couple times... day in day out.. i get stupid questions or actions from friends.. strangers.. or anyone related... all this are almost unnecessary but day in day out.. they still keep on doing the same things...

im sure it happens in ur life too... unknowingly... let me just point 8 perfect examples to prove my point...

1. a stranger comes to u to ask for the time while tapping his finger on his wrist... wats that all about?? for goodness sake.. i know where my watch is.. u dont have to point it out to me.. do i actually tap on my crotch when i asked where is the toilet???

2. ur brother walks ard the entire house to look for that one bloody thing called the TV remote control... has he forgotten the fact that u can press on the buttons on the TV itself to get wat he wants... lazy?? i dont think so.. i think he is just too hardworking to be walking ard like dat searching...

3. in a movie with a fren... while u were concentrating on the screen... ur fren turned to u and said.. "did u see dat???"... in my heart.. i keep telling myself... NO!!! i paid a bloody S$9.50 to get into the cinema to see the damn floors!!! hell yeah.. i saw dat, idiot!

4. someone comes to u and his/her opening line... "can i ask u a question??"... now now.. did u leave me a choice in the first place?? get straight to the point and ask lar!

5. people say life is short... how true is dat??? life is the longest damn thing anyone could do.. can u think of the next longest thing u can do dats longer???

6. whilst waiting for the bus at the interchange and someone asks.. has the bus come yet??? if the bus came... would i be standing in the queue, dumbass??? obviously i would be on the bus and we wouldnt have had that conversation...

7. while at a hospital visiting someone at a ward.. a friend bumps into u.. and asks... what are u doing here??? gosh!! do i look sick to you?? or does my shirt looks like the one issued by the hospital???

and now lastly... my favourite coz it constantly happens between me and my friends...

8. whilst having supper at... lets say... Al-Azhar... a fren calls and asks... where are you??.. after mentioning where u r at.. he asks... wat are u doing there??? hmphhh.. lets see... i was listening to the song on radio and is dancing away to that song rite now... of coz im eating larr!!! wat do u think im doing???

im sure all of dat sounds very familiar to us... now was all dat necessary in the first place?? by doing dat, u have already wasted like a few seconds of yours and my life...

come on... time is precious, my friend!!!

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