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Friday, June 10, 2005

e' sporean blogs: The Forgotten Facts...

ZuLdaniaL Listening to: Sean Paul - Like Glue

... came across this while surfing around... but ive added a bit more to it to spice things up.... think its a good idea to post this in my blog.. for the benefits of those who forgot about the facts about policeman...


The Policeman
(c)ZuLdaniaL

Facts about Policeman

1. Policeman needs to eat & drink.... We are not machines.... So dont give us that weird look when you see us taking a sip or having our meal... its something that you do as well!
2. Policeman proceeds to cases in a patrol car, not by means of flying or by supernatural forces... So if we take awhile to attend to you... Just accept that!
3. Policeman needs to *cough* to look at girls, *cough* to lookout for potential offenders and suspicious characters.... Dont start telling us to take some "cough" medicines...
4. Policeman need to go to the toilet sometimes.
5. Policeman is not a walking street directory. Why do you always approach us for directions??? Did my forehead says 'INFORMATION COUNTER'?
6. Policeman will also feel tired at times.
7. Policeman cannot stop a dog from barking. So if the dog barks in the middle of the night... Be it!!! Who told you to get a house in that vicinity in the first place! And why do we have to be the middleman to tell the owner of the dog about the complain... Dont u have the mouth or guts to do it?
8. Policeman are not security officers. Policeman cannot be there 24hrs to look after a bicycle. So dont start blaming us when it goes missing... We will do our part in investigating...
9. Policeman do not work for the AA. Policeman cannot change tyre & jumpstart your vehicle.
10. Policeman's duty is to fight crime, not to lookout for some cute lost pets.
11. Policeman realises that there is no such thing as "A person sleeping atthe void deck causing nuisance", as Policeman realises that a person cannot sleep and cause nuisance to other people at the same time unless he'ssleepwalking.
12. Policeman will not give discounts or privileges to and neither fear offenders who identify themselves as lawyers, RC members/chairman or bigshots in some press companies etc, simply because Policeman does not show favouritism and act in accordance to the powers given to him under the law.
13. Policeman is neither mechanically driven nor have any spider'sinstinct.
14. Policeman cannot arrest people for failing to pay taxi fare or people who scolded complainant's mother. Dont tell us what to do basically... One more word from you i will have u arrested instead...
15. Policeman cannot go into a telephone booth, change into some super herocostume with funny red underwear on the outside and proceed to scan for the culprit with his bionic x-rayvision in an attempt to locate and apprehend him.

Lastly & sometimes most importantly...

16. Policeman also pay income tax!!!!


3 comments


he' blogs @ 3:30 PM

3 Comments:

hehe!! 101% agree lah!! haha... gue caya sama lu la geng!! feeweet!! kudos!!

By  DeViLiCiOuS, at June 11, 2005 11:18 AM  

hahaha... a police officer will totally agree on all the facts... betul tak geng?? dia org semua pikir kiter some super hero kaper!! cis!

By  Mr Danial Herambleson, at June 11, 2005 11:51 AM  

yes we have to realize policeman are human too, you guys rock and I'm sick of having people dump on you. It's just wrong and annoying, keep up the good fight man.

By  Ben, at June 11, 2005 12:18 PM  

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